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On Saturday night, through no fault of my own, I ended up at a UN party. I was expecting the antics which I’ve seen at the other parties which I have attended in Banda Aceh, but I was sadly disappointed.
Everyone was sitting round talking in very clichésque groups, the music was quiet, there was no dancing or any antics.
Now maybe I should just give some background to my views of the UN:
I really really really want to work for them. Well kind of at least. They are the top of the humanitarian career ladder. They pay more, they have job security, they are the big boys on the ground. They hold the coordination meetings for the other NGOs. They run the Humanitarian Air Service (UNHAS) which flies people round the field sites, they have a shipping service for cargo. You get a special blue UN passport.
I’d get to look down on all those volunteers who just turned up with their backpacks thinking that they could help! I would have made it.
And that was kinda the feeling I was getting at the party. Sure, I’d arrived late in the evening, and I still don’t know that many people in Banda Aceh, but I felt like I was back in high school. Everyone there was too cool.
Someone did point out that the harsher the conditions, the wilder the parties. Maybe Aceh’s got too soft, maybe I’ve got to go somewhere harder for better parties.
There is the other side to the UN, which came out when I was talking to one of the UNians. The UN is a system. And I got the impression that the people inside it were just cogs. The system has so much inertia, you kinda have to just go with it. There are procedures for doing things, and you have to follow them. Everything is issued from Geneva. I just there is some advantage to having standards across the organisation, but it does sound very dis-empowering.
That got me thinking about big organisations. There seems to be a trade off between organisational standards and efficiency, and flexibility on the ground, and people not feeling like they’re stuck in a box. I’m not sure where the balance is, but based on the fact the the world isn’t saved yet, I don’t think the UN has got it quite right. I’m not sure how I would actually find working for them, I’d be worried that I wouldn’t have enough opportunity to use my own initiative and creativity.
Giving up on serious conversation, I continued a debate from earlier in the evening, of which powerful woman guys would sleep with. It seemed to be a competition between Hilary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. We couldn’t really think of any other powerful woman, although one guy did confess that he would sleep with both a Virgin Mary and Eve. I wasn’t sure what that would do to our gene stock.

How could I resist a woman touching her chin?
It was shortly after this I pondered whether the UN had a Standard Operating Procedure for a Godzilla Attack, and started wondering if I should write one for them. At that point Jolene (works for another NGO, met her on the RedR Course in India) and her colleague Axel suggested it was time to go home.
The highlight of the evening was definitely one the way home, when we got caught up in an Acehness Motorbike Street Racing. Crowds of young men lined the streets, and we had to wait for a gap in the motorbikes which we hooning down the road before we could get past. I tried to persuade the driver to floor it, fortunately I was ignored.